Thursday, February 18, 2010

Still Thinking...

Still thinking about what I'm going to say about FW, but I wrote a short story the other day, kinda inspired by the 20-minute lifetime. Hope it's not crap.

Go Play Outside!
by Thomas Wells

“Go play outside!” said the boy’s mother. The boy didn’t really want to go, he was very involved in indoor boy activities—but he did. He ran out into the autumn world, losing himself in the whirlwind of dry leaves, snapping twigs, the softly caressing wind. He ran and he ran and he ran, and then he ran some more—until he came to a tree that he had never seen before. It was tall, taller than any tree he had ever seen, wider than ten trees tied together. It was all at once golden yellow, verdant green, and earthy brown, shifting and changing before his eyes. There were tiny little holes that were perfect size for boy-sized hands and feet.

And so, naturally, he began to climb. The boy climbed and climbed, and his hands and feet began to grow very sore—it was a very long climb, longer than he could have imagined. He almost stopped many times, and clambered back down, but he thought, “I have climbed so far, I might as well go to the top.” He climbed, and his limbs grew longer, his feet outgrew his shoes, his clothes became tight, and hair sprouted on his face.

Finally, the boy-who-was-not-a-boy-anymore (though that is still what we will call him) reached the top of the tree. But it was no longer a tree. It was a grassy plain, where there were many beautiful things. And so the boy explored them, and forgot all about the tree. He found a kingdom, full of people, who made him their prince, and he saved their kingdom from a dragon. He met wizards who taught him the mysticism and magic of the world. A princess who did not need saving saved him, and they found great love, greater than can bear description.

Great Darkness and Death found its way to the kingdom, and with it the people became sad and frightened, and the boy was sad and frightened as well. But through this the boy became wise, and he was no longer afraid of the dark, for it was part of him, and all of us.

Many years passed, and the boy was an old man, yet we shall still call him boy. He was still loved by his people, and his children valued him beyond compare. But he was old, and his wife had left him, and he was sad. He became sick, and needed to stay in bed. As he lie in bed, slowly breathing, he looked out the window—admiring the beauty of the sky, the cool breeze that swept in the window, bringing a faint reminder of adventurous youth. Slowly, his eyes began to drift closed.

He decided not to close them.

And the room changed. He was no longer in bed. He was in the top branches of a very large tree, and there were perfect boy-sized handholds and footholds leading down. He was very old, this boy, but he wanted to explore once again, and, his nightshirt flapping about his skinny legs, he began to climb down.

The climb down seemed to take no time at all; he seemed to remember that it was much harder coming up. At last, the boy placed his foot on the leafy copse of the forest. He looked around, and he looked at himself.

He looked at himself, and saw that he was a little boy.

Just a little boy.

And he ran home to eat supper.

Tuesday, February 16, 2010

Finnegans Wake p. 601-628

I've done it. I've gotten to the beginning of Finnegans Wake. Now just to read it all over again. I'll do a blog about my experience soon.

p. 601 (nothin')
p. 602

"Is his moraltack still his best of weapons?"

Morality is the best of weapons?

p. 603

"Haves you the time...Heard you the crime, senny boy?"

You done the crime, but you don't have the time.

p. 604

"Ecclesia."

Again?

"the unity in altruism through stupefaction"

Altruism through religions/factions is for idiots? I don't know if I agree.

p. 605 (nothin')
p. 606

"cherubical loins"

Nice.

"style, stink and stigmataphoron are of one sum in the same person?"

All religions are one. The Trinity?

p. 607

"lovesoftfun at Finnegan's Wake."

Oh yes.

"Hail, regn of durknass,"

Hail sleep?

p. 608 (nothin')
p. 609

There's a conversation between Muta and Juva, which kinda reminds me of MaMaLuJo.

p. 610

"Peredos Last"

There's ol' Milton!

p. 611

"Rumnant Patholic...utpiam"

Roman Catholic? Utopia, by crazy-pants Thomas More?

p. 612

"Highup Big Cockywocky Sublissimime Autocrat,"

What a title.

p. 613
 We did this one in class. Good stuff.

p. 614

"What has gone? How it ends? Begin to forget it."

We dream, and we forget. That is how we begin to live?

p. 615 (nothin')
p. 616

"Moral."

Is there one?

p. 617

"Conan Boyles"

There he is! Sherlock makes yet another appearance. '

"The grand fooneral will now shortly occur."

Will it? Is Finn going to wake?

p. 618

"Shame! Thrice shame!"

For what?

p. 619

"Rise up, man of the hooths, you have slept so long! Or is it only so mesleems?"

We've slept so long. Or was it only a moment?

"A comforter as well."

Bedroom description?

p. 620 (nothin')
p. 621

"So not to see. Or see only a youth in his florizel, a boy in innocence, peeling a twig, a child beside a weenywhite steed."

This just sounds so beautiful.

p. 622

"Time? We have loads on our hangs."

We have so much time still left in the dream!

p. 623

"But once done, dealt and delivered, tattat, you're on the map."

You do stuff, you exist.

p. 624

"Before the naked universe."

I like that.

p. 625

"I've lapped so long."

Yes, yes you have.

p. 626

"And one time you'd rush upon me, darkly roaring, like a great black shadow with a sheeny stare to perce me rawly."

Whoa. This page sounds like someone expressing a love that can't be.

p. 627

"Thinking always if I go all goes."

Does the dream continue if we wake?

"They'll never see."

Nope.

p. 628

"Finn, again!...A way a lone a last a loved a long the"

And so it ends. And begins.

Finnegans Wake p. 581-600

p. 581

"vehmen's vengeance vective volleying,"

Ah, gotta love the alliteration.

p. 582

"Where there was a fair young...Who was playing her game of...And said she you rockaby...Will you peddle in my bog..."

I feel like we're only getting half of what's going on here. Maybe the other half is lost in the land of dreams.

p. 583

"The way he was slogging his paunch about,"

Gross.

p. 584

"Well, we all unite thoughtfully in rendering gratias,"

Gracias/Gravitas/Gracious? Though I find gravias the most deep. OOOH! PUN!

p. 585

"repeals and act of union to unite in bonds of shismacy. O yes! O yes! Withdraw your member."

Naughty naughty!

p. 586

"Here is a homelet not a hothel."

Lots of words for places people live in this sentence.

p. 587

"Phoenix Rangers'...Chelsies,"


Sports teams? Hockey, Soccer?

p. 588

"(Way you fly! Like a frush!)"

Fly away, like a thrush!

p. 589 (nothin')
p. 590

"Tiers, tiers and tiers. Rounds."

This line's kinda eerie. The never ending circles and tiers of this book.

p. 593

"Eireweeker to the wohld bludyn world."

H.C.E to the whole bloody world! I have a message!

p. 594

"Respassers should be pursaccoutred."

Trespassers will be prosecuted/persecuted?

p. 595

"Buried hearts. Rest here."

Nice. Still a little eerie.

p. 596

"Woodenhenge,"

Stonehenge's slightly less popular cousin.

"Jambudvispa Vipra"

There's Vico again.

p. 597

One of my favorite pages in the book.

"You mean to see we have been hadding a sound night's sleep? You may so. It is just, it is just about to, it is just about to rolywholyover."

You're telling me this was all a dream? No, it was much more than than. An apt statement about the book.

"graced be Gad and all giddy gadgets, in whose words were the beginnings, there are two signs to turn to, the yest and the ist, the wright side and the wronged side,"

God creates all these things for us?

p. 598

"Doom is the faste."

Unfortunately.

p. 599

"just mentioning however that the old man of the sea and the old woman in the sky"

Poseidon? Hemingway? Is the old woman in the sky an inversion of sky-father?

p. 600

"pool of Innalavia,"

The sea?

"the river of lives, the regenerations of the incarnations of the emanations of the apparentations of Funn and Nin in Cleethabala,"

Annalivia is the spring we all come from? The river?

Monday, February 15, 2010

Finnegans Wake p. 561-580

p. 561

"Has your pussy a pessname?"

I saw the Vagina Monologues the other night. This seems particularly relevant.

p. 562

"wend him to Amorica to quest a cashy job."

THE AMERICAN DREAM.

p. 563

"So you be either man or mouse and you be neither fish nor flesh."

So what are you?

p. 564 (nothin')
p. 565

"Tis jest jibberweek's joke."

The joke of the Jabberwock: nonsense.

p. 566 (nothin')
p. 567

"and Zosimus,"

Father Zosima, the Brothers Karamazov?

p. 568

"'Twill be tropic of all days. By the splendour of Sole!"

Sole? Sol? Shoe?

p. 569

"two genitalmen of Veruno, Senior Nowno and Senior Brolano"

Two Gentlemen of Verona is a very sexually charged play...

p. 570

"It is Stealer of the Heart!"

oooo...

p. 571

"Let us list!"

Yes, let us list.

p. 572

"Let us consider...Interrogarius Mealterum"

List, consider? What's next? Oh, interrogation.

p. 573 (nothin')
p. 574

"The jury (a sour dozen of stout fellows all of whom were curiously named after doyles)"

Ah, comedy.

p. 575 

Court scene?

p. 576

"He sighed in sleep. Let us go back. Lest he forewaken. Hide ourselves."

The character's about to wake up. Let's tone down the dream a bit here.

p. 577

"On to bed!"

Are we describing a room?

p. 578

"wellsowells!"

I found my name!

p. 579

"Earn before eating. Drudge after drink." 

Some advice?

p. 580

"bullseaboob and rivishy divil,"

SATAN!

Sunday, February 14, 2010

Finnegans Wake p. 541-560

p. 541

"Duke Wellinghof...Walhalloo, Walhalloo, Walhalloo..."

A reference to Duke Wellington, the guy who defeated Napoleon at Waterloo?

p. 542

"Brimgem young, bringem young, bringem young!"

Mormons? Brigham Young?

p. 543

"peruses Big-man-up-in-the-Sky-scraps,"

We want gifts from the big man in the sky?

p. 544

"the pink of respectability,"

Wait, respectability is pink?

p. 545

"(Hearts of Oak, may ye root to piece!"

Rest/root in peace, trees.

p. 546 (nothin')
p. 547

"Till we meet! Ere we part! Tollollall! This time a hundred years!"

All right, we'll meet here again in a hundred years. This reminds me of a short story that I can remember about a guy who refuses to die, and death grants his wish, as long as they have dinner in one spot every 100 years.

p. 548 (nothin')
p. 549

"I went on to sankt piotersbarq that they gave my devil his dues:"

St. Petersburg? To give the devil his dues?

p. 550

"saffronbreathing mongoloid, the skinsyg"

I want to meet this mongoloid.

p. 551 (starts on 550)

"dazed by the lumpty thumpty of our interloopings, fell clocksure off my ballast:"

Humpty Dumpty?

p. 552

"adimdim adoom adimadim"

Hymn? Funny latin?

p. 553

"to split the spleen of her maw:"

Huh?

p. 554 (nothin')
p. 555

"What was thaas? Fog was whaas? Too mult sleepth. Let sleepth."

Someone almost woke up...

p. 556

"for she was the only girl they loved, as she is the queenly pearl you prize, because of the way the night that first we met she is bound to be, methinks, and not in vain,"

For some reason, this sounds really beautiful to me.

p. 557

"or them four hoarsemen on their apolkaloops,"

Apocaloops! Now part of this balanced breakfast!

p. 558

"Where are we at all? and whenabouts in the name of space? I don't understand. I fail to say. I dearsee you too."

AIIEEE! Existential crisis! The Unnameable!

p. 559

"Act: dumbshow. Closeup. Leads. Man with nightcap, in bed, fore. Woman, with curlpins, hind."

Sounds like either the Skin of Our Teeth or A Christmas Carol. Either way, awesome.

p. 560 (nothin')

Finnegans Wake p. 521-540

Just had a fire drill in the building where I work. It's 4am. Figured I'd do some homework.

p. 521

"Farewell, but whenever! Buy!"

Goodbye!

p. 522 (nothin')
p. 523

"weflected, wepowtew, that the evil what though it was willed might nevewtheless lead somehow on to good towawd the genewality."

Evil might lead to good?

p. 524 (nothin')
p. 525

"Gubbernathor!"

Arnold Schwarzenegger. The governator.

"boatloads of spermin spunk about."

Ewww.

"Romunculus Remus, plying the rape,"

Romulus and Remus again.

p. 526

"Nircississies are as the doaters of inversion."

Narcissism/Narcissus/Necessity is the mother/doater?

p. 527

"A tickey for tie taughts!"

Nice wordplay. Rolls off the tongue.

p. 528

"You last led the first when we last but we'll first trump your last with a lasting."

Try and wrap your head around that one.

p. 529

There's a weird little 2L at the bottom of the page.

p. 530

"Let succuba succumb,"

More wordplay! Succubus.

p. 531

"By sylph and salamander and all the trolls and tritons, I mean to top her drive and to tip the tap of this, at last."

What a thing to say!

"His thoughts that wouldbe words, his livings that havebeen deeds."

This sounds cool and philosophical.

p. 532

"Fa Fe Fi Fo Fum!"

There's Jack and the Beanstalk again.

p. 533 (nothin')
p. 534

"Tiktak. Tikkak. Awind abuzz awater falling."

Morning sounds?

p. 535

"Tell the woyld I have lived true thousand hells."

This is epic stuff.

p. 536

"Well, yeamen, I have bared my whole past, I flatter myself, on both sides."

Is this the world talking to us through Finnegans Wake?

p. 537 (nothin')
p. 538

"A pipple on the panis,"

Gross.

p. 539 (nothin')
p. 540

"Things are not as they were. Let me briefly survey."

You're tellin' me.

Friday, February 12, 2010

Finnegans Wake p. 501-520

p. 501

"SILENCE."

I love it when people yell this.

p. 502 (nothin')
p. 503

"Well, I faithly sincerely believe so indeed if all what I hope to charity is half true."

Hopefully, all our charitable hopes and dreams actually do something?

p. 504

"Cimmerian shudders."

The Cimmerians were an ancient group of nomadic people who rode horses. Also, Conan the Barbarian was one.

"killmaimthem pensioners"

Phew. That's intense.

p. 505

"Amengst menlike trees walking or trees like angels weeping nobirdy aviar soar anywing to eagle it. But rock of agues, cliffed for aye!"

Nobody's willing to "eagle" it? We're all rocks and cliffs, solid and unmoving?

p. 506

"How near do you feel to this capocapo promontory sir?"

Is this a reference to the Capos in concentration camps during the Holocaust?

p. 507 (nothin')
p. 508

"I hear these two goddesses are liable to sue him?"

Have you ever read mythology? Being sued is the least of this dude's worries. He's probably going to be turned into a squid or something.

p. 509

"I put it to you that this was solely in his sunflower state and that his halioraping het was why maids all sighed for him, ventured and vied for him. Hm?"

WHAT DOES THIS MEAN!?

p. 510

"But the right reverent priest, Mr Hopsinbond, and the reverent bride eleft, Frizzy Fraufrau, were sober enough. I think they were sober."

This makes me giggle.

p. 511 (nothin')
p. 512

"Megalomagellan...Crestofer Carambas!"

I like the play on megalomania/Magellan. The theme of this page is...EXPLORERS!

p. 513 (nothin')
p. 514

"Big Arthur flugged the field at Annie's courting."

Is this a King Arthur reference? Who is Annie? Anna Plurabelle?

p. 515

"Five maim!...I should like to euphonise that."

Sometimes, even James Joyce can't find a euphemism for something.

p. 516

"coaccoackey the key of John Dunn's field"

As an English major, I feel like I should get a joke about John Donne, but I'm missing it.

p. 517

"No but Cox did to shin the punman...Trulytruly Asbestos"

Gotta love those puns.

"marcy buckup!"

French, but misspelled.

p. 518

"Yet this war has meed peace?"

War and Peace? Political philosophy?

p. 519 (nothin')
p. 520

"heehaw hell's flutes,"

Sounds fun.